fgsshinyhoard:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

please don’t buy the game Papers Please

there is a really gross, transphobic gameplay mechanic in which you xray someone and determine their “real” gender

You DO realise that this is a pastiche of the Cold War right? So the xenophobia and nationalistic propaganda…

Is the OP fucking for real? Its the fucking 80’S for gods sake, democratic nations werent even accepting of trans people, much less the fucking Soviet bloc where you got sent to a work camp if you didnt wear enough red.

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guiltyhipster:

This is actually a fantastic part of the movie because Pixar is giving the viewers a gentle reminder of what real life is like. Accidents happen, even to good people, and you can’t make it a tragedy if you have to dip into your savings to repair the damage. You just have to keep moving forward, work hard, and hope for the best. 

I think we can all agree that, no matter what Pixar movie is your favourite or not

The first ten minutes of UP is the greatest thing that Pixar has ever done.

Wouldnt it be easier if they just got a jar or something they could unscrew, so they wouldnt have to smash their savings storage every time?

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comicbookcovers:

Teen-Age Romance #78, November 1960, cover by Vince Colletta and Stan Goldberg

Dear god, he has a turtleneck! AND A GOATEE!! THE MORAL DECAY OF YOUTH!!!

comicbookcovers:

Teen-Age Romance #78, November 1960, cover by Vince Colletta and Stan Goldberg

Dear god, he has a turtleneck! AND A GOATEE!! THE MORAL DECAY OF YOUTH!!!

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You almost never see groups picketing seafood restaurants or stores that sell polyester clothing either.

You almost never see groups picketing seafood restaurants or stores that sell polyester clothing either.

mars-pop:

queenkatiee:

He’s killin it.
Follow him. He’s great.

Give this man a cookie!

Oh look, a person exhibiting common sense, and not using social media to spew his adolescent sexual frustration over everyone else. Its a very rare thing.

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fgsshinyhoard:

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

EAT IT
EAT IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER I SAID EAT IT!!

I sense that selling this thing is going to be difficult

fgsshinyhoard:

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

EAT IT

EAT IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER I SAID EAT IT!!

I sense that selling this thing is going to be difficult

(Source: quevidamastriste)

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sketchyraviel:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

how…how is he so old and thinks that???

This is a joke, right? That sounds like something a fucking preschooler would think. WHO HIRED THIS MAN?!!!

sketchyraviel:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

how…how is he so old and thinks that???

This is a joke, right? That sounds like something a fucking preschooler would think. WHO HIRED THIS MAN?!!!

(Source: memecenterz)

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fgsshinyhoard:

wkdart:

mani-skaldulfn:

prionace:

talegas:

2000adonline:

Back Off Creeps, He’s Sensitive!

You’ve got to feel for poor Sensitive Klegg, he saved the life of ‘Wally Squad's finest, helped prevent the assassinations of countless other undercover Judges, as well as having a major hand - or claw - in averting the annihilation of Mega-City One from evil corporation, Overdrive Inc., by destroying their God-City, Luna-2.

Although he received a commendation for his bravery from Mega-City One, settling in the city has proved more problematic. Universally hated and feared from a frankly ungrateful populace, it seems the Big Meg is just not ready to accept the ten-foot man-crocodile, from a race of genocidal alien mercenaries!

Unsuccesful attempts at employment, and speed-dating, whilst dodging intermittently ‘accidental’ falling pieces of heavy furniture, have left Sensitive Klegg feeling decidely disillusioned and unwanted.

In the depths of despair our lonely soul, retires to his cramped, but empty apartment, and with a single crocodile tear sliding down his scaly face, removes his necktie, loops it over a ceiling beam and prepares to end his miserable existence..

However, fate intervenes when his vid-phone buzzes, could this be someone reaching out to him, offering employment opportunities or perhaps a new friendship?

Alas, no, in a twisted act of irony - it is in fact a message from the notorious Hunter’s Club Of Mega-City One, and Sensitive Klegg has been chosen as their next victim! Before the Klegg can even react, he is thrown across the room by a blast, landing in a heap of twisted metal…

Don’t miss next week’s Thrill-powered installment, and find out what’s in store for our unfortunate hero, in

The Heart Is A Lonely Klegg Hunter - Rob Williams (w). Chris Weston (a)

Oh my god, a cute gator/croc-man! :D

oh noooOOO

oh no, he’s cute

it’s like a judge dredd/elephantmen crossover holy shit

Oh my god this is adorable that poor guy!  ;.4.; I gotta get this, this is one of the few times I ever see something sweet genuinely in Judge Dredd.

Not that it justifies the Meg-Citiers rampant xenophobia or anything, just look at how they treat the Cursed Earth mutants, in this particular case it is slightly justified, since the Klegg are an incredibly dangerous mercenary species, who’s last visit to Earth was as henchmen for the notorious Judge Cal, who took over Mega City One and ruled it as a despot. Also, they are carnivores to such an extent thatthey only accept meat as payment, and the only reason Judge Cal didnt pay them with citizens is because his second in command told him it might lead to them developing a taste for humans.

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fluffychaos:

dianthas-eyebrows:

huffingtonpost:

Kids Are Given Game Boys, Feel Instant Sadness

Ah, Game Boys. Forget your 3DS and your iPad mini: there was a day when these handheld hunks of 8-bit glory owned the playground. But these kids don’t remember it so watch the full hilarious video of their reactions to the original Game Boy here. 

(Source: The Fine Brothers)

I feel very bad for them…

At your age, little kids, I didn’t had an iTouch, I played with dolls. Do you know what dolls are?

There’s nothing wrong with not knowing what a traditional gaming system is, when our parents were younger they didn’t even have video games and when we were younger we didn’t have apps
Stop “feeling bad” for people who didn’t have the exact same childhood as you did, it’s still a good childhood

To be perfectly fair to these kids, in retrospect, most of the game systems we had back then kinda suck compared to the ones we have now. I mean, I loved the Game Boy and the NES as a kid, but jeez, you thought modern games were short? A game in those days had an average length of maybe 40 minutes, it just seemed much longer because they were so unfairly difficult, either due to shoddy design or on purpose t oartificially extend the game time. And remember the days before save files were widely implemented? You were lucky, LUCKY, if the game had a primitive password system, having to write down sheets upon sheets of passwords just so you could actually progress in the game without sitting through the whole thing. Most games early on didnt even have that, if you didnt want to start from the beginning, tough shit. And then there’s the goddamn flickering graphics because the consoles couldnt handle showing everything at once. Childhood nostalgia adds a romantic glimmer to anything, regardless of actual quality, but guess what, Generation Y? Our childhood is over, its DONE. Let these kids live out their own and stop pestering them with your own frustrated sense of desperation to recapture yours.

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fgsshinyhoard:

runicbasso:

commanderabutt:

Just a reminder that the LGBT community isn’t some magical place where everyone is accepted. 

Welcome to the LGBT “community,” where the B is made-up and the T doesn’t matter!

Oh look

turns out a community was not as open and freeloving as you think because people are fucking assholes no matter what orientation they are.

There’s straight assholes and there’s gay assholes and both of them are just as fucking worthless as the other who will probably remain alone because of their attitude.

The last one at the bottom though is just amazingly ironic though, jesus christ.

Yeah, turns out people who have been spat upon their whole lives can be just as exclusionist and selfish as their opressors. Being a minority is not a catch all cure for the human condition of being a self absorbed fucking asshole, but you’d expect people who have felt prejudice to be able to be openminded but WRONG.

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